I personally have no clue where your tax refund money is... but you could be waiting along time for it...
Why not buy one of these funny novelty badges?
| You pay enough taxes,
so you might as well have something to show for it. The Official United
States
Taxpayer badge, issued by the Eternal Revenue
Service, comes with a flip-open, leather case and a plastic-coated ID card.
The card reads, "Nothing is certain in life but death and taxes" just
in case you need to remind somebody. The perfect gift for accountants and
disgruntled taxpayers. Measuring 2" X 1 1/2", this gold badge, with red, white and blue accents, comes mounted in a black leather case with a clear ID card window. |
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "Do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."
A man had fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all crowding around trying to get him out before the train ran him over. They were all shouting,"Give me your hand!" But the man would not reach up.
Joe elbowed his way through the crowd and leaned over the man. "Friend," he asked, "What is your profession?"
"I am an income tax inspector," gasped the man.
"In that case," said Joe, "Take my hand!"
The man immediately grasped the Joe's hand and was hauled to safety. Joe turned to the amazed by-standers and declared, "Never ask a tax man to *give* you anything, you fools!"
One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his arms around the boy, and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"
"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."
Don't forget to buy one of those funny novelty badges...